Saberian

Best known depiction of a
Saberian

Saberian: Though appearance wise, the Saberian looks highly similar to a Vampire, the two are very different creatures. Saberians rarely, if ever, travel in groups because most times Saberians do not get along well with other Saberians. These creatures were defined by A.V. Helsing as "hyper-destructive-fashion-obsessing demons."

Saberians and Vampires
Saberians and Vampires do share a number of similarities that are heavily out balanced by their differences. The first thing to note is that while Vampires draw blood from their victims to extend life Saberians do so because they "find the blood life of the living to be, simply the most exquisite, delectable substance on earth." Along with the this Saberians do not have an ever changing life span which is dependent on blood, a Saberian's life span is determined by how fancy his or her bowtie is. Saberians care only about two things, fashion and class. Vampires are nondiscriminatory in that who they draw blood from matters little too them. Saberians on the other hand, greatly prefer to rid the world of such disgraceful souls as "those who cannot properly dress." The largest difference? Vampires fangs generally are only a couple centimeters long, just long enough to draw blood from their victim. On the other hand Saberians bear fangs which can reach an astounding foot long, fang length is generally a matter of pride for the common place Saberian (how Saberians conceal their fangs is an entirely different matter altogether).

Lifestyle
Saberians tend to spend their days going to elegant parties, enjoying the appetizers (people who couldn't get in because their dress was not up to snuff) and discussing aristocratic politics. Normally a Saberian will be in ownership of at least 4 and a half mansions and an apartment complex. As far as breeding as breeding is concerned Saberians are vastly different than their Vampire cousins. Saberians utilize heavy transformative venoms which they store inside their lips, meaning that Saberians transform humans into Saberians through a kiss. Now this technique of breeding is especially successful for the Saberian because most of these creatures have mastered the art of human romance to a full fledged art form.

Prevention
To prevent being attacked by a Saberian make sure your clothing conforms to standard fashion levels for a rich person. Failure to use good smelling cologne and perfume is an invitation for a Saberian to feast upon your blood. To prevent being turned into a Saberian, avoid kissing people at dinner parties. Also a good question to ask people to see if they are a Saberian is "how many houses do you own?" After asking the question a Saberian will correct the term "houses" and replace it with "manors" and then try to bluff (as such an action is considered fancy), and say, "Exactly four and a half."