Believe it or not Pledge (The brand of table type wax) once had a product known as "Tredge" the scent of the (Questionably so) product was strangely, "Garbage Stink." Who knows why the product was even made but it was out there. According to American citizen, Stewy Evans, the product was "Stinky beyond all belief," and was so stinky it "Poisened his wife with the ever killing stench thereof.
Accordingly the U.S. Military was so impressed that they used the product to kill Enemy soldiers in times of war. The stink was so bad that eventually the military leaders banned it for being "Inhumane" and "Numbing to the soul."
Soon Pledge shut the product down in fear of being possibly sued for such a dangerous product. However to this day the company that makes Pledge "S.C. Johnson" has refused to give out the ingredients used in Tredge. Conspiracists believe that one of the hidden ingredients of Tredge may have in fact been pure unaltered plutonium.
